Investment Portfolio - Funny Horse Owner Shirt

This tee is for horse owners who have a little different Investment Portfolio. Who has money for crypto when your entire financial stability is tied to expensive animals and all the gear to care for them?

Featuring several options with wildly unpredictable performance, this design is perfect for horse people who consider hay a market indicator and measure wealth in horsepower.

Stable investments.
Dave Ramsey's worse nightmare. 🐴💸

Wear it proudly while telling yourself these are assets… just not very liquid ones.

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