Stock Options- Funny Horse Gift

Financial experts say diversify your assets.
So naturally you bought more horses.

This tee is for the investors who interpreted "stock market" a little differently. Why stress over charts and crypto when you could put your entire emotional stability into expensive animals with opinions?

Featuring three stock options with wildly unpredictable performance, this design is perfect for horse people who consider hay a market indicator and measure wealth in horsepower.

Stable investments.
Dave Ramsey's worse nightmare. 🐴💸

Wear it proudly while explaining to non-horse people that yes, technically these are assets… just not very liquid ones.

Disclaimer: Lighter color fabric may appear see-through

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